You know that one great song?
could be from us
but most likely isn't.

Thirsty

Thirsty

Thirsty is the lead drummer.
No one plays the drums tighter.
He is the official ruler of all red pants.
Rumored to be the second
best smasher on the planet!

Salty

Salty

Salty is the lead guitarist and vocalist.
Well known for beeing the
biggest yandere of all time.
Deep in love with Brienne.

Sassy

Sassy

Sassy is the lead bassist.
Classy sassy with a bit smart assy.
He don't wanna brag about it, but he earned all
eight Kanto badges. Brutal!

Breezy

Breezy

Breezy is the lead keyboardist
and the band manager.
Yeah I know sounds pretty important.
Also it sounds like it,
she is not using any magic for her play.

FAQ

The fuck are you?

We are three fairly weird mythical entities from Germany. Drawn together by the mighty storms of hel. Instructed by Odin himself to provide kinda bad music to all who are not lucky enough to be deaf.

What are you doing?

We are the bards of the new millenium! We are defenders of the night! We are gargoyles! By the way our instruments are made out of the wood from the mythical tree Yggdrasil.


Quotes

"The best band with a red pants logo ever!" - Jonny the dog
"Get the f*** off my lawn!" - Some angry lady